About me
Bingo's Time Crisis
I am an average kind of fella, trapped in a bewildering scenario. If there is any hope of escape from this madness I'm gonna need the assistance of anyone crazy enough to go along with any of the following. Each week I get trapped for a week somewhere in Space, anywhere in time, but usually on Earth. This is not the cushy deal it sounds, each time I jump into a new week something goes wrong, I don’t know if I am altering time as I go (you can document these effects if you like).You might be wondering how I can write a blog whilst being flung through time.It's easy to explain, and can be found in my profile, but suffice to say, due to the bizarre experiment I undertook, only my right hand remains in your time, and is desperately tapping away upon this fairly grubby keyboard in a weekly update of my ordeal. Your messages are the only link I have to the real world, what do you think this is, some sort of mildly amusing copy of Quantum Leap?
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1013 days old
by neil [Visitor]
lol!!! Some really funny stuff here. Fancy a link exchange more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1261 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Why thank you Neil, your bloggage is rather good too
BWB more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1261 days old
by neil [Visitor]
Congrats - your shot away, I'll read you again old bean more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1265 days old
by Snagga Puss [Visitor]
Your missus is very much the mascot cutie of the team: everyone speaks well of her and never a bad word from the supervisors whom she has in the palm of her hand!
My tag is a take on a Jamaican DJ of the same name who corrupted a cartoon cat called Snaggle Puss, a pink and dandy cat, not unlike Top Cat. He had a very affected accent wh more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1266 days old
by eggbod [Member]
And then you became badlytornboy!!!! more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1267 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Afternoon Snagga puss, your a brave man, I used to work with my missus (was where I met her) too. Does she still act like a canteen queen? Scourge of all team leaders? a 1 woman trade union?
Glad you like my blogholes, from what Mrs Badlywritten says, you should be writing one yourself young man.
The cartoon fantasy is a worry though, I more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1267 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Dont mention that other dark matter. made from veggies my arse! it's made from condensed kangaroo nuts. Used that in an experiment and got trapped in Croydon for a whole month. more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1267 days old
by eggbod [Member]
A week isn't gonna get you very far, I can see that.
Jippo? Does it have a yawning chasm of a gob on the front? Oh sorry I thought you said Hippo. Vegie mite but then she doesn't want everyone to think she is that easy ;) more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1267 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Unfortunatley the yeast extract isnt the popular brand we all love/hate, it's jippo store brand variety, I tried using the proper stuff but you can only go about a week (backwards or forwards) on it. more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1267 days old
by eggbod [Member]
I'll keep this concise...
When your savoury digits travel through time is it because somewhere in the middle distance the strident tones of "low rider" are thronging the airwaves.
(Pssst) Low rider used to be that quirky toon on the marmite addies for the uninformed ;) more…
In response to: "Tudor my word, another episode" 1268 days old
by Snagga Puss [Visitor]
Was recommended to see the site via your missus at work. Very creative writing, and is causing my whiskers to twitch erratically. Can only seem to post a note here and not your gimp site (cats have nine lives, not nine brains), so this goes for there too:
As I reside in CartoonWorld, here are some possibles for top five animated ladies more…
In response to: "The bear and the freak are at the gates of the king" 1279 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Have you heard the Um-bongo mashup in my previous post, mixed with the Eurythmics.
Ooooh lager lollies, remember those fondly, and cider lollies. Them and a pack of sweet ciggies, a wham bar and a game of kiss chase round the playground. more…
In response to: "The bear and the freak are at the gates of the king" 1279 days old
by [Visitor]
still aint worked out the crossy outy thingy
um bongo .........oh no im singing it
omg
i just thought of an old song i liked
the lion sleeps tonight.......was it by tight fit
i used to sing that with me mate after sucking on larger ice lollies
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In response to: "The bear and the freak are at the gates of the king" 1281 days old
by roza_f [Member]
hi friend where are u imissed u hope u okay take care more…
In response to: "The bear and the freak are at the gates of the king" 1282 days old
by [Visitor]
AH...the Um-Bongo dance....liek the hokey cokey but with crack cocaine? more…
In response to: "You do learn something new every day! Actual pirate facts in a blog about pirates!" 1293 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
more comments like this please, let the confusion rain on me, wow.
BWB more…
In response to: "You do learn something new every day! Actual pirate facts in a blog about pirates!" 1302 days old
by wow [Visitor]
Aw, I'm dead touched, Bells (being a bit scouse there, I know, but hey)
LOLOLOLOL, but i love Pirates especially that movie with Johny Depp..i laughed a lot..thanks 4ur joke on my blog, i liked it a LOT!
If in another life i'd emjoy a LOT being a pirate
Hugs,kiki
wow goldmore…
In response to: "Tudor the price of one, and other equally pathetic puns" 1304 days old
by Cocktailer [Member]
Just waiting for you to reach Folkestone in the summer of 1976, so I can see how a time-traveller deals with smalltown life during a heatwave and water shortage. I'll let you ride my Tomahawk bike but only if you share your Vimto with me. more…
In response to: "The bear and the freak are at the gates of the king" 1309 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Its, a pleasure, isnt it Derrick....Derrick
Grrrrrr......
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In response to: "The bear and the freak are at the gates of the king" 1309 days old
by Lola-J [Member]
INSPIRED GUV'NOR!!!!! Am at this moment in time visualising the Hoffmeister bear!!!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Tudor the price of one, and other equally pathetic puns" 1310 days old
by [Visitor]
mock tudors???? off with their heads...ohhhh a house...silly moi more…
In response to: "Tudor the price of one, and other equally pathetic puns" 1311 days old
by kiki2u [Member]
AAAAAAAAAh LOLOLOL :)) u still have a huge imagination to write :))
Keep on :)) cz u make me laugh an smile too hahahahahahaha
Hugs2u,kiki more…
In response to: "Tudor the price of one, and other equally pathetic puns" 1312 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Your family tree is a small yucca. And am already you great, great grandpappy.
Thanks for the pox, they were lovely.
BWB
PS Now get blogging and let all these nice people know what a naughty boy you are. more…
In response to: "Tudor the price of one, and other equally pathetic puns" 1312 days old
by Dr (Honourary) B J Bond [Visitor]
I've read this once stoned, once drunk and once sober. It still makes very little in the way of convention sense.
I do not approve of the outrageous misuse of marmite.
Also the idea of you running around naked in various points of space and time upsets me.
This also brings me to the horrible thought that if more…
In response to: "Tudor the price of one, and other equally pathetic puns" 1316 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Without me Derrick is nothing more…
In response to: "Tudor the price of one, and other equally pathetic puns" 1316 days old
by eponymous [Visitor]
I definitely see a future for you and Derrick. Well, Derrick. more…
In response to: "Pirate Party Pieces" 1323 days old
by kiki2u [Member]
LOL, Thanks, as u love jokes and your friends i'll let you one here now, hope u and ur friends hv a good laugh:
"Turn back your car odometer":
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that more…
In response to: "You do learn something new every day! Actual pirate facts in a blog about pirates!" 1323 days old
by sudha_c [Member]
Hi! Already love your Blackie, the way you describe him. Nice blog. more…
In response to: "Pirate Party Pieces" 1324 days old
by badlywrittenboy [Member]
Thanks kiki, so are you, keep up the jokes matey-pie!, read some of them to my workmates today, and they agree. Chris more…
In response to: "Pirate Party Pieces" 1324 days old
by kiki2u [Member]
HAHAHAHA, LOL You'r funny :))
kk more…