humour

Tudor my word, another episode from badlywrittenboy 1271 days old

For some reason it took me about six weeks to get through the gates of the portcullis. I’m not sure if the yeast extract on my right hand is losing its ...

The bear and the freak are at the gates of the king from badlywrittenboy 1309 days old

I apologise reservedly for my slippage of late, I got Right-Hand to clean himself up and I came back to the reality of the modern age for a while and ...

Tudor the price of one, and other equally pathetic puns from badlywrittenboy 1316 days old

With a fizz, a twang, a flash, a bang, and a particularly painful shot from my wang! I am flung far and wide through time……… I jumped into a cold spring ...

Last shot of salty seamen before I jump through time again. from badlywrittenboy 1318 days old

I am sorry for the lack of correspondence with you these last few days, but my waggling hand has been bound so tightly that communication has been impossible. I ...

Pirate Party Pieces from badlywrittenboy 1325 days old

[ ... ] sense of humour, Salty Steve is playing Andrew Lloyd Webber's corduroy trousers, rehearsals are going well, with a bit more work "Whistle down the ...

You do learn something new every day! Actual pirate facts in a blog about pirates! from badlywrittenboy 1328 days old

I have been aboard ship for a day now. I haven’t seen that much of it though; apart from the small box they had me in for a few hours, and now the Captains ...

A week trapped aboard an over-friendly pirate galleon from badlywrittenboy 1328 days old

I woke up the same way as I usually do when I have just jumped through space and time. Screaming like a wee girl, stark-bollock naked (although my clothes ...